Mind Powers

Had an interesting excursion to Edmonton. All of the events stemmed from a single source - a drinking game. Like an atom being smashed or a guy ritchie movie, the participants were sent spinning chaotically out of control, yet ironically linked to a single event. Here are their tales as I best understand them.

El Lechero (Spanish for MilkMan)

• participated in drinking game
• Prank called a local Subway franchise claiming he was Reggie Leetch from Epcor and was wondering if their ovens were still running.
• claimed he had "Paulster Juice", just like Hulk Hogan has Hulkster Juice.
• Went to the bar called Filthy McNasty
• Consumed copious amounts of Tequila
• When told by a girl to dance with her friends, El Lechero told her that he didn't need any of her problems - he had his own.
• closing time and had unfriendly encounter with an intoxicated (and lippy) female parton.El Lechero had serious considerations of "body slamming" her.
• decided to start knocking over newspaper stands for amusement.
• Entered Gieno's Pizza and took an employee's hat.
• Asked a female partron to show her "titties", but also claimed his was nicer and offered to present them to her.
• Entered another pizza establishment, claimed he was a doctor and butted to the front of the line.
• Gave a homeless native his Gieno's Pizza hat, a slice of pizza, a cigarette, a lighter ..... and specific instructions to burn Whyte Avenue down.
• Threw up in back alley on the way home (looked like he had eaten a persian kitty for supper).
• Curled up in fetal position to fit on loveseat and entered uncosciouness.

Autobot X aka. Ultimatts Warrior, Agent Orange

• participated in drinking game
• convinced most people at the table to experiment with Jedi mind powers. Everyone tried guessing what card would be pulled from the deck for the next 45 minutes. To take it up a notch, first person had to guess, then the second person had to guess based on the pyshic powers of the first, and so on until the last person had to guess what the real card was.
• Found screws in his pocket and presented them to everyone. Claimed that they were like the coins that jetfighters keep with them - if your at a bar and someone presents it, everyone has to present theirs as well or they have pay for a round. So everyone went to the bar with a screw in their pocket.
• Was anxiously trying to find someone that would do the "Chicken Wing" dance with him.
• Closing time came, sang Breakfast at Tiffanies for money on the street while walking home.

3 Kicks

• participated in drinking game
• disappeared into a fog

Correspondent

• participated in drinking game
• After receiving an ace in the game, asked that everyone call him Ace from that point on.
• Fell in Love. I want to have Diana's baby. Will have to battle Autobot X in a death match to have her.
• grossly underestimated the effects of Canadian Club and forgot most of the night.
• attempted dirty dancing with a couple of girls, but balance was severely hindered. Forced to abort attempts.
• attempted pool, but forced to abort attempts.
• closing time came, sang Tom Petty - Free Fallin' with Autobot X.