Meet Pepsi .... or Cola?

Get a call from Big Ben & The Associate for me to meet them and some girls at Morgan's. Meet up with them and they have brought along some of lady friends. Meghan and Jenn. Meghan is short, petite, and has blonde hair (mental image: weasel licking his lips and rubbing his hands). On top of that she's a paramedic student with an accent. Presented with this gift from Jesus or Satan (who cares) - I start the night with double rum and cokes (in a short glass).

Two doubles into the night, Samantha and Katie show up and there's not enough seats. So Katie has to sit on my lap. Poor me.

Flirting with Katie (who has a boyfriend). I tell her that to keep things fair I should let her know that I'm gonna try to sleep with her. You have to meet Katie to understand why I can get away with that. She tells me that everyone in my hometown is related somehow and that we shouldn't risk it. As a clever joke I complain about my back and then have Katie ask Meghan what is one of the symtoms of a spinal injury with males. Katie is grossed out when Meghan tells her one of the symtoms is an erection and Katie threatens I better not be "suffering a spinal injury" with her on my lap. I continue to complain about my back. Males at the table laugh - I have alienated myself from the girls. To add to it - I try to get up to go to the bathroom but my leg is completely asleep and almost knock over Meghan's wine. Smooth.

Head off to the house party with The Associate, Big Ben, Samantha, Jessica and Katie.

Get hammered playing the drinking version of the card games Fish with some girls. Near the end of the game I find out that I had misunderstood and had drank twice as much as I needed to. Someone had said "you have to drink too" at one point in the game - I thought they meant I had to drink two and proceeded thru the rest of the game that way.

Meet a girl named Cathy who insists I always sit on the couch with her. She's cute so we talk. And talk, and talk. She cuddles a little closer and seems to be interested in me. I run back to my whiskey bottle and pour myself another drink.

Meet a girl name Kendra, while talking with her I put my hand on her shoulder and realize she's wearing a backless t-shirt. I make mention that backless t-shirts are sexy. Kendra, who is hot, makes me feel her back and then jokingly grabs my hand and places it on her ass and asks if I like that. I run back to my whiskey bottle and pour myself another drink.

Somone has let in the dog and he's marking his territory all over the house.

Meet Kalla, who knows Cathy. Tells me that Cathy has a boyfriend, but they've been fighting like crazy. Kalla urges me to talk to Cathy but I decide not to return to the couch. Have enough experience with chicks who are hung up on exs. Kalla decides to hang around me after I tell her this. Kalla helps me pour another drink.

Get so smashed that I can't remember Kalla's name. In my state, I think her name might be Cola. Or Pepsi.

Pepsi and I crash on the couch. Cathy leaves without saying goodbye. Only people left partying are the people who had the mushrooms. Someone is having sex in the laundry room.

Time of death - 6:30am.

Wake up on the couch and I can't feel my arms. Had fallen asleep sitting up leaning against the arm of the couch with Pepsi leaning on me. Between the arm on the couch and Pepsi, I had lost all circulation in my arms and they were dead asleep. Try to shake Pepsi awake, but I don't have anything to shake her with - thought about thrashing about but decided to suck it up and take it like a man. Seems to kinda be a theme with me tonight.

Gave Pepsi my number ...... and told her to give it to Cathy. Pepsi leaves without saying goodbye.

End scene.