Halloweekend

The weekend starts with my car getting towed while I was at a pumpkin carving contest. Parking was good till 3:30pm. My car was towed at 3:35pm. I walked home to have my roommate drive me to the impound lot ... where it cost me $107.00 to get my car back. I salute City of Calgary's finest for keeping the streets safe from my car.

Not to have my halloween spirit dampened, I have my picture taken with the cashier at the impound lot. I gave her the address of ryeandcoke.com so she can show her husband that not all people hate her at her work. She has to deal with alot of negativity in her job.

Hug your local impound cashier	"pick me! pick me!"	hello bitches.

Fast forward, to Jeske and I getting ready to head out for Halloween. I had dressed up as Rye Man for halloween, but the costume (long underwear) was so hot that I was starting to sweat and pant. So I reluctantly changed into my genocologist costume. Oh well, can be Rye Man some other time.

So we start drinking and we hit it hard. Absenthe and Red Bull. This, fellow ryeandcokers, is a drink that can take down an empire. 120 proof I believe. I have two drinks and it feels like my brain is floating on top of my skull.

Head over to a friends and I decide to let my head rest on the floor. We drink a little more there and pick up Jordy and her friends! I love this girl - true Byemoor-ite .... Byemoorian? .... fuck, whatever. We wrestle and drink whiskey till it's time to head to another house party.

Sneaking in a nap	Bryce and Kaylee	never turn your back on a fairy genocolgyst crazed on absinthe. It's common knowledge.

Get to the party and we crowd around the carrots set out and eat like crazy. I convince one girl who doesn't like mushrooms to try mushrooms (not the magical ones, I'm not into that). We discover that she still doesn't like mushrooms.

Jordy and company leaves early and I try to get to a party I promised I'd head to. Been trying to get there for quite sometime actually! Anyways, things get unsettled over a spilled beer or something and one of my friends younger brother is getting into scraps. I, among others, try and break up the fight. Some ass-fuck tries to sneak in a cheap shot on the brother while everyone is holding him and ends up getting me instead. Breaks my god-damn stethescope. This was incredibly upsetting to me. My stethescope was cool - it even made heart beat noises when you pressed on it.

ANYWAYS, round one of cluster-fuck turns into round two. Alot of "fuck off!" and "just back off!" was thrown around in the crowd as everyone has ahold of everyone. Cowards are still trying to sneak in cheap shots. I hope they all get nut cancer. bitches.

We decide it's best to leave and walk to the nearest bar and try and get a cab. my cell phone is dead after a few desparate attempts to get someone to pick us up. Kristin talks with the bouncer and tries to get us a cab. We then wait like 45 minutes for a cab. One comes and a load of people go home. we wait for another 20 minutes for more cabs to come. Everyone eventually loads up and Kristin and I share a cab.

Drop her off at her place and I have the cab take me to the other house party (because I said I would go - can't go back on your word!). I get there and crawl into bed with Dan and his girlfriend ranting about bitches that broke my stethescope. It's about 3 in the morning. Dan gets up and has some 100 proof Canadian Club with me. Find out that I missed Ross, a buddy of mine I was looking forward to drinking with. Damnit.

Not even trying to get a cab - I finish visiting and start walking home. Even start running for some reason. I don't know why.

I get in and grab my blanket off my bed ... and sleep on the floor in front of my computer. Again .... I don't know why.

I wake up in the morning and talk to a girl I was seeing ... and find out she just wants to be friends. Trust issues. well darn it. I don't know why.

So like I said, I'm calling a re-do on my halloween.