Ash Wins Fit Club!


Fit Club comes to an end - with Ash being the Hottest of them All.

It was a neck-and-neck race, but Ash's quads of steel clinched the competition definitavely in the wall squat. Kobi's sweet abs were emotional, but took the defeat in stride. Howard's pipes thanked the fans. Ross ... Ross' ass moved to the other side of the country. Apparently for a "job". whatever.

 

THE MISSION

Since 40 Days & Forty Nights was already done, and a fucking terrible idea. It was time for another mission ...

This mission is 50 Days & 50 Nights of FITNESS. Yeup, we were all looking at our chubby bellies at the bar and decided to do something about it. And since quality of living and health is not a motivator for us. It was decided to make it a competition!

THE CONTESTANTS

ASH

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KOBI

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HOWARD

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ROSS

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The competition goes like this: the person who IMPROVES the most gets the cash prize that all of us chipped in. The total prize is $200.

THE PLAN

The four of us, all went to the gym at the same time and gauged how fit we were with various exercises - you will find how each did in the stats for each contestant.

Now, again, the goal is not to be the BEST, but rather the MOST IMPROVED. Kinda like those shitty ribbons that they gave you at trackmeets when you came in third-last .... beating only the retard and the kid with asthma.

ANYWAYS, 4 people going head-to-head for 50 days to see who can improve their fitness the most.

ARTICLE COMMENTS (6)
10/19/2006 6:52:01 PM
Little Kobi

Kobis never lose...
11/12/2006 2:25:23 PM
Kobi

and if it looks like we are going to lose - we change the rules or quit.
11/22/2006 11:07:15 PM
Ben

51 of 50 ?????? - like giving 110% ?
11/25/2006 10:09:34 PM
Kobi

More like, "I didn't win, so why would I want to update the fucking site?"
12/1/2006 12:29:40 AM
Guess Who

I always had faith in Ash...and Kobi actually...but good on ya Ash...good on ya
4/16/2008 8:26:42 AM
yunes

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