Sister Rabbit Gains Legal Custody of Kobi's Social Life

Greeting ryeandcokers, we are joined with Erin Kobi, who has recently been granted complete legal custody of Kent's social life. We are pleased to have her here.

 

Kobi: So Erin, first off, why do you think Kent decided that you were more fit to handle his dating endevours?

Erin: I convinced my big brother to grant me complete custody over his social life, as he has lost all faith in the existance of "nice girls". Every now and again, he regains a glimps of hope but then falls short in the direction to follow in order to meet these "nice girls". I decided that, being a nice girl myself (of course), that I would be an effective tool in locating others

Therefore he lacks faith and direction!

What do you feel he lacked in his own choices? What were common mistakes?

One of his common mistakes is he is a "male"*. He cannot help himself from thinking through his genitalia. My bro is a very intelligent dude, but perhaps since he consumes himself in his philisophical thoughts throughout the day, he reverts to his penis throughout the night. He focuses on the end rather than the means. I am not sure if this is going to make the editors cut in this article, as I am sure he will not agree to this statement, but this is just a mere perception from his little sister!

He also has a heart in mending which often affects his judgement. He focuses on the break in his heart more than the whole pieces still remaining**

* Editors note: Booyah!
** Editors note: Not to be confused with homosexuality

What were some areas where he was doing well?

He is cute, if that is at all appropriate for a sister to say, with a relatively trendy taste in clothes. His strongest attribute is, of course, his sense of humour. He has, by far, made me laugh more than anyone in my life. I guess I really should be thanking him for my washboard abs (hehe). Anyway, yes, my brother has a very clever and satiristic sense of humour.

He is also a deep thinker, which I find every intriguing (refer to his bio for more details). And last but not least, my bro loves to have a good time and is open for anything. How can you beat that?

So erin, what are you going to be looking for? Since he will be referring all love solicites to you - what will a girl need to possess to get a passing grade?

My stamp of approval is not going to be easily obtained...

As materialistic as it sounds (especially coming from a girl), she has to be cute. There has to be some sort of physical attraction/chemistry. My brother-in-law gave me a great piece of advice when I was indecisive about my interest in a guy and he said this, "Do you want to jump in his pants ... if not, do not even think any further"

lol - good to hear. Girls usually try to pawn off their ugly friends in situations like this.

She also needs to be intelligent. I am not asking for a scholar with great distinction, but I want her to have an indepent and capable mind which can challenge my bro once in a while.

ooooo - that's a good point. I don't want her to challenge me physically though. There's not many battered men's shelters.

I also would like her to be a very sociable person. I want someone who is willing to meet new people and enjoys going out for a few drinks. Family and friends are very important and I want her to feel the same.

And I could go on forever, but I feel these are the three main points which I will be evaluating my prospects.

those are excellent criterium Erin, now for our viewers, what is the stupidest dating fiasco that Kent has done?

Well, perhaps it may have been taking a girl on a first date to the strippers with seven other guys. Nuff Said!

lol, well thank you Erin, we will be visiting with you again in the near future to check up with your progress in handling Kent's social endevours.

Erin: Thank You!