Blue on the Red Mile

oh boy, where to begin?

Greetings ryeanfcokers. We bnring you another episose at 5:50am after a hard effot put forth by the calgary flames. But perhaps I should start aht the beginning.

At 1:00pm, ali and I houned forces to celebrate the win (or loss of the calgary flames). She dawned on her calgary glames jersey - I daened on my edmonton oilers jersey. And we hjeaded dowen to the Red Mile/

being incredible astute in our earlineess, we were able to greab front row seats on the patio at Melrose. And then the drinikg began////

We set outselces down and a three-fingered man offers ali the chance to sit bedise him instead of me. After getting over our flames/oilers differences - he then offers to teach us how to whistle. Ali and I settle on setting the pace at a drink every half hour. This proves to be a dauntingf task by the end of the night,

The place fills up and it becomes clear that I am the onluy one wearing an Oilers jersey. Who knews? hah haha/ Anyways, the bartender reveals that he is secretly an oilters fan and starts giving me free drinks/ This guy is awesome - he reminds me alittle of chef or shaft. Maybe even a little barry white/

So ali and I are brtuning thru the rye and cokes. Aku ends up buying a calgary flames bra at the bar from the 40 year old lady that helps her put it on. The three fingered man takes pictures.

Ali starts trailing, so I start picking up the slack to keep the pace. It was a valient effet on her part - my hat goes off to her. By now I'm starting to feel like a visible minroy. The jersey is a great way to meet people. They come up and attack youul. haha, people were pretty food natured - just freindly jabds/ Alot of people seem to know my mom///

Avery drunk 60 year old man congratulats me on my jersey and tries giving me a high fice. He knocks over my glass and offers to pat for it. I tell him that empty drinks are frree here - so no harm, no foul.

Ali decides to amke a bet with me for 300.00 that I will jiss her by the end of the noght. I accpet the bet.

Meet an albino anf the gayiest black man I have ever met. But they keep shuffling towards Ali .... I don;t think they want to be my friend. The gay black man wants to talk about his shoes alit. We don;t hav much in common.

Alio starts to get pissy and says stiff like "don't touch me". Hope I didn't say something to offend - knowing me its very liekly - so think it best to leave heralone. im very good at digging holes.So I spend the night with a groip of guys from ontario and a dfw local girls. One tells me I have a geat "fuck me" smile. I'm not sure what theay means,

Ali's red bra that she came in weating is sticking out of her back pocket abd seems to be heloibg her make friends. I should get one/ lol.

Ali heads off with the Albino nad I head to Morgan's. wher I get kicked out. twice. bitches.

I phone Ali and am visibly disappointed that she won't come to do a ryeandcoke.com photo soot. Hopefully when she comes to pick up her piurse we;kk finallyu have the do's and don;ts on the dance floor photoo shoot with Hot ali and Hot Kaerl.

Will keep you posted@ Until the next episode@@@ And ASli, you owe me $300.00 :) And I'm sending the albinp an ivoice for ali's drinks

day 29 baby!

Editor's Note (Day after): Big thanks to Ali for coming out. You're such a sweethart! Sorry if I turned into a dick
:( Anyways, back to throwing up ...