The Axe Effect?
We've all seen the commercials - Axe is the female affrodisiac in a can. You just spray it on and all of a sudden YOUR the cat and the girls are Pepe Le Pew (but without the stink). Oh yeah, Axe is a deoderant as well.Now, everyone here at ryeandcoke.com is skeptical but hopeful. So we decided to do a field study. We would like to thank Dr. Je for stepping up to the plate and taking this assignment.
 |
| Dr. Je scientifically and proffessionally applying the product |
Now, to test the product we needed a "target rich environment". So we saddled up and headed to the Country Cabaret at the U of C put on by the Nurse's student body. I would like to take this opportunity to thank Jesus for putting this all together. A bar full of young nurses wearing cowboy hats.
To keep the experiment true to a real-world situation, Dr. Je and the rest of the ryeandcoke.com crew got rip roaring drunk. So drunk in fact that we were unable to adequately monitor the effects of the product. Also a big, blue, foamy cowboy hat worn by one of the crew detracted from the focus of the experiment.
Fortunately, the experiment was saved with an ideal situation on a dance floor. A female subject was approached by an outside male member and also by Dr. Je. While the other male was more assertive in his invitation to dance (open arms, head cocked, with a shit-eating grin), the female subject elected for Dr. Je. Scientifically speaking she chose to "take a round-trip called Dr. Je".
While the evidence is inconclusive, one can speculate that the "axe effect" occured at that point. While the potency is grossly over-exagerated in the commercials, we at ryeandcoke.com believe that axe DOES make women all hot and bothered (scientifically speaking).
Words from the Test Subject:
| "I was thinking about last night .... and I think last night was a good night." |
