My Shower Curtain - The Relentless Lover

sigh - Not now sweety, I have to shampoo and .... and I have a headache.

I would like to comment that I have a new respect for girls at the bar. Heck, girls at the prom too. Because I have experienced the pressure they encounter from the opposite sex. And it's my shower curtain that taught me this life lesson.

Trying to shower and my fucking curtain will not leave me alone. Pawing all over me, I push it away. Pawing all over me, push it away. It's relentless! I'm more than a little frusturated that it's not taking the hint.

It seems to like clinging to the side of my leg. Like a dog. I hate it when a dog forces you into an uncomfortable sexual encounter with it's un-consented humping. Feel so used. Leave it to a dog to objectify you and undermine your self-esteem. Bitches (pun intended). But ANYWAYS, I'm getting off-topic.

So I wish the clingy guys at the dance bars would have a shower curtain like mine. Maybe it would make them think twice about being all over the ladies. They would be like "I know how I felt when I was trying to shower and that curtain was all over me - I didn't appreciate it at all".

And then maybe they would act like a gentleman.