Rye Review

What's the best rye? What's the worst? Ryeandcoke.com has sampled many different ryes at pubs, clubs, concerts, ball dances, and road trips. For the most part it has been a magical rollercoaster ride with tall tales and we've found a few gems. Here is the list of the top ryes according to Ryeandcoke.com:

1. Canadian Club 100 Proof aka Story Teller, Home Wrecker, Rye NOS, Jet Fuel
   The street racing of ryes. The NOS of the rye crowd. Want to go zero to 60 in 8 seconds? This rye will have you clammering for the emergency brake as you overshoot your mark. But I say test your limits. I nickname it the Story Teller, cuz you'll always have stories after teaming up with this drink.
2. Royal Reserve Gold
   Don't feel like breaking the sound-breaker with panels ripping off your plane? Step down from Canadian Club and slide into this smooth ride. Feels like one of those tripped out cadillac cars off the pop-tart commercials. DAAAAMMMMN! Love this stuff, like momma's milk.
3. Gibson's Finest
   Smooth. Could easily have taken first place, but they all can't be winners.

We love rye. We do. But not even a mother could love these mutants. Here is the list of the worst ryes according to Ryeandcoke.com:

1. Golden Wedding aka Satan's Dick, Who Peed in my Drink?
   The worst drink with possibly the worst name. Who the fuck came up with the name Golden Wedding? And who the fuck was the guy that said "Yeah, that's a good name, let's go with that."? If I was to name this rye, I'd call it Satan's Dick. I'd call it a mixture of anti-freeze, gasoline, and pee for coloring.
2. Canadian Mist aka Eeeww, Funny Facer, Canadian Pist in my Drink
   Why do the worst rye have pee inuedos in the name? This rye is a careful blend of lysol, tootsi roll candies, and dirt. Yes, Canadain Mist almost won over Golden Wedding for the worst rye on this planet. I'd rather suck on a dead dog's nose than drink it.
3. Jim Beam aka I Thought I Ordered Rye
   Jim Beam must have been a fag. This is not rye. It is a cute little fruity concoction that was kicked out of the burboun circle. Pending more research I'm willing to bet this actually isn't a rye. I'm willing to also bet that girls will say the swill tastes a little like semen.