Porno Cheater Buddy

Was watching porn this morning (yes, this morning). It's great, can watch it and eat your cereal .... sometimes you don't even eat cereal. OK, it's not great, but I have a girlfriend and that's the only porn-friendly time I have. While she is at work. I'm a disgusting person.

ANYWAYS, back to the porn. So I was watching it, and there was this girl who was helping another girl get a dick in her ass. And I was like "Wow, now that's a friend." There is no way I'd help a friend like that. But how selfless is that? Letting your friend be the star.

It's kinda like having a cheater buddy when you are wrestling. Your fighting someone, and when the ref isn't looking, your friend trips up your opponent. Or distracts the ref while you pull out your brass knucks or throws sand in your opponents face.

But then I thought ...... maybe she's not a friend. Maybe she's not a friend at all! You struggle as a porn star and ask your friend to help you with a scene (it's enough to remember your lines, let alone get a dink in your bum). And with the camera rolling, she goes against the script and shoves a dick in your ass. Bitch.

Like, the other hole is right there! and what does your friend do? puts it in your bum.

But the show must go on, so you just go with it. And now there is an entire industry of anal sex.

You can thank the cheater porn buddy for that. ( and I thought we were friends)