Are You a Porn Addict?

I'm sure you're just an "enthusiast". But I've written a test to help determine if you are a porn addict:

1		Do you worry that your sexual thoughts and/or behaviors are more powerful than you are?
2		Do you feel empty or shameful after viewing pornography?
3		Have you ever promised yourself that you would never again view pornography?
4		Do you risk legal problems in order to view pornography?
5		Do you listen to pornography audio cassettes when you go to sleep?
6		Do you own any porn star action-figures?
7		Do you dig through other people's garbage to find pornography?
8		Has an important relationship in your life ended because of your inability to stop looking at pornography?
9		Have you ever been aroused by an image on a trucker's mud-flaps?
10		Do you find yourself fast-forwarding porn because you feel they take too long on character and plot development?
11		Have you ever been late for work because you were viewing pornography while eating cereal?
12		Have you ever stayed up late at night to watch the 1-900 commercials?
13		Do you have a Sears catalog ..... but never order anything out of it?
14		Have you ever shut-down your computer because it was easier than trying to close all the pornography windows you had up?
15		Do you like to spread your pornography out on the floor and roll around in it like Scrooge McDuck with his money?
16		Have you knowingly watched midget porn?
Your Score:

Scale	Description
400+	Welcome to my world - you want to car pool to the group meetings?
300 - 399	Go hard or go home eh? Looks like you're hard all the time!
150 - 299	Not to worry, you are male or a girl I'd like to meet.
0 - 149	Look between your legs - you will not find a penis.