HOW TO PICK UP ON THE DANCE FLOOR

The Attitude

First off, you are there to dance and have a good time, so look like it. Smile like you just won a million dollars and let yourself go. But don't look like a dog whose just been let into the house for the first time. Just be care-free and fun.

It looks good for you to be seen dancing with other women - start by dancing with a friends to get you started. Girls tend to have a mob effect - once one girl decides she likes you. the rest seem to follow suit.

The Approach

I usually make one to two passes on the dance floor. If I don't get a dance I get off the dance floor. You look like a loser if you are dancing around trying to get girls to dance with you.

What you are looking for a is group of girls together or one by herself. The one by her self is easy, just dance up to her with a open gesture and motion that you would like to dance. If she doesn't want to, in most cases she will look away. Never ask for a dance, they always say no for some reason.

The groups of women, 4 or more, usually have have a certain make up. There is the hot one, the ugly one, the not as fashionable one, and the not as hot as the hot one. The "not as hot as the hot one" is your target. This girl is competing with the hot girl and most of the time will love you for your advance. Just step up and smile.

DO NOT TOUCH ANY PART OF HER BODY WITH YOURS. She will look at you then look back at her friends for approval. Stay clam. She will now do one of three things, turn towards you, turn away from you, or nothing. If she turns away - its over. If she does nothing try again, she might be shy or she might be a bitch. If she gets mad, it is her fault, you just wanted to see if she'd like to dance and she could have been curteous and moved away or said no.

The Dance

If you do get a dance - your main goal is to protect her. Try as hard as you can to keep other people from bumping into her. Move both of you so you are the one getting bumped. Chivalry is not dead - and girls eat it up.

The Talk

You're dancing, maybe kissing, what more do you want! Why mess it up by talking. Unless she wants to, don't talk. I ususally ask her name and where she's from, then leave it at that. Yes, lots of times these girls have asshole boyfriends so they just want the attention. Follow her lead.

The More Than Dance

After two songs - it is time for the kiss. Start by getting lots of eye contact, If she's not looking at you - sorry no kiss. But if she is, start touching her face with yours, forehead to forehead, nose to nose. Go in a couple of times for a kiss but turn away at the last second. And then go for it! But DON'T shove your tonge down her throat. Take it easy big boy.

Do this a few times and then stop, unless she keeps it going. When I get this far I usually stick with the chick until one of us has to go. At that point thank her for the night and say something like, "I would like see you again."