The Man Period
health class went into unnecessary detail about the menstral cycle for the female body. So now we all know that every month our lady friends will suffer temporary mental illness. Because this has been explained to us as a hormonal side-effect - We, as the male gender, accept it and weather the storm without (much) complaint.Now it is time to educate the female gender about our "time of the month". Since it has been largely ignored by the scientific community, I will self-term it the Menebriation Cycle. Yes, you have the menstration period, but we have the inebriation period. Let me explain.
About once a month, a guy will go on a drinking binge that will leave him broke and his girlfriend (if he has one) very angry. He will swear off drinking only to do it again in another few weeks. Thus we have discovered a cycle much similiar to the girls. During this period, the man will have severe mood swings - "I love you man!" to "Fuck you, I don't need any of you". Again, this is very similiar to the female period.
Fellow males will also be concerned if a collegue of theirs has "missed his period". This can result from being depressed, too busy, or pussy-whipped. This can throw off a male's hormonal cycle. Also similair to females, when males spend alot of time together their cycles will sync up. This is why a group of close friends tend to binge drink together.
So ladies, as we have accepted yours, you need to show the same understanding. When your man takes off to drink instead of watching Will & Grace with you, don't get upset - just do what we do and tell yourself....
