Love the Weiner Dog

Weiner dogs are what are good and right in this world. Everytime I see one I smile, cause unlike chickens, they're mutant proportions really work for them. They look like puppies that swallowed one of the balloons that clowns use to make balloon animals. (Side Note: we'll save clowns for another topic altogether).

First off, I'm not very comfortable having a pet that could take me. What if they figure out they could run the show and turn on you? But with a weiner dog, this will never be a concern. You could have an evil weiner dog, and you'd still smile whenever you saw it. They're just so cute and harmless. What's the worst it could do? Give you hickies on your ankles - that's what. And it's funny when they run - they look like a furry teeter-tooter. Fat weiner dogs are the best, they look like at any moment they will get high centered. Yes an evil weiner dog would have a tough time getting respect.

If I had a weiner dog, I'd make him a little saddle that he'd wear when I'd take him for walks. When people would ask me why my weiner dog is wearing a saddle, I'd say that I usually ride him, but right now he needs a break.

I also had the idea of buying a squirrel and teaching the squirrel to ride the weiner dog and toot a horn. That would always make me smile. Especially if they were pulling a wagon too. I also have an idea of chaining a monkey to the sink and teaching him to wash dishes, but that's getting a little crazy.