Invisible Ninja

Ryeandcoke.com has made the scientific discovery of this century.

Always confused with what happens when your drinking your rye & coke, then all of a sudden your on the floor - we decided to investigate and were able to put forth a theory (similiar to the theory of light). Invisible Ninjas.

Think about it, your drinking when all of a sudden it feels like a two-footed, double-dragon, snap kick to the guts. And your like, why did my triple rye do that to me? Nah say, it was the invisible ninja. That's why when you're drinking, and you see your drinking buddy gurgle and tip over, he didn't drink too much, the ninja gave him a vicious boot to the head.

At a party, you can almost watch the ninja travel through the crowd. People being tripped, people throwing up after cheap shots to the stomach, and some people even being knocked out cold. Yes, the ninja is very crafty and does not discriminate.

While I've been drinking, I've had the ninja knock stuff right out of my hand. Or push me into girls. He also pulls my pants down and tries to kick out my kness while I'm dancing.

Now I know what REALLY is going on and hope to educate the public.

Beware of the invisible ninja.