Post-game Analysis
Greeting ryeandcokers, we settled in with Ali to have a candid and frank interview why this correspondent was passed over for another guy.| *recorder on* | |
| Kobi says: | so Ali, let's get down to brass tacks, what went wrong? Was it a definative moment when Kobi was moved out of 1st place? |
| Ali says: | yes. There were some issues in place from the break up. And I didn't want those to reoccur .... Kobi was moved out of first place because the other gentleman had an easier time relating to myself |
| Kobi says: | and how so? |
| Ali says: | closer in age, things we wanted out of a relationship |
| Kobi says: | and Ali, what did Kobi want out of a relationship? What did you want? |
| Ali says: | Kobi says he wanted nothing serious. I however think he wanted something a little more serious* than what I wanted.
* Got me there. I'm a fan of monogamous relationships and openly stated that's what I was expecting once we were having sex. |
| Kobi says: | which was? |
| Ali says: |
he wanted to go on trips* with me. I just don't do that a couple months into a relationship. It makes me uncomfortable
* Some friends and I were tossing the idea of a weekend trip to vegas or LA. I asked Ali if she wanted to come too. Also want to visit the Torrington Gopher Museum sometime :) |
| Kobi says: | I see, so you were turned off that Kobi was willing to travel with you? |
| Ali says: | yes |
| Kobi says: | so what was the clincher with the new guy? |
| Ali says: | boyish charm. Either that or the fact that he looks like he belongs on a beach somewhere in California |
| Kobi says: | lol, he's all man-pretty? |
| Ali says: | lol that he is. And i think his sense of humor is comparible to yours.....there...i said it. |
| Kobi says: | right on. Well I'm certainly not charming nor man-pretty. touche |
| Ali says: | you're charming, but not man pretty. You're more......ummmm......you're more like a pretty kangaroo |
| Kobi says: | lol, a pretty kangaroo? |
| Ali says: | cute and nice to look at. small arms. |
| Kobi says: | that bothered you? |
| Ali says: | not at all. never said it did |
| Kobi says: | lol, tell me more about a pretty kangaroo. How does a pretty kangaroo rank on a scale? |
| Ali says: | kangaroos are like. a 6.5-7.5 . You're a top kangaroo though....maybe like a 7.8-8 |
| Kobi says: | lol. 7.8, good to know |
| Ali says: | yeah |
| (interview interupted by cell phone call - Ali can't stop giggling into the phone and batting her eyes) | |
Re-enactment |
 |
|
|
So there you have it folks, Kobi's desire to travel, Kangaroo-mutant appearance, & secret marraige agenda proved to be his downfall.
ladies, if you have a kangaroo fetish - call me!
