Ask Mac - Insider Trading on Female Intelligence

Ryeandcoke.com would like to introduce our new correspondent, Dr. MacKenzie. She isn't actually a doctor, but she's a girl (yes a real girl) that has offered to answer some of our questions for our male readers. Below is a list of questions collected from various guys around Calgary - honest questions that MacKenzie will attempt to answer from the female perspective. A double agent if you will.

"How does a girl hint that she wants to have sex?"

Every girl is different....I just plainly come out and say it...lol...or excuse myself, go get a condom, throw it at him...and so forth. Just pay attention to their body language...if you feel her thrusting her hips, or starts rubbung herself up against you, thats a pretty good sign...

"If you go down on her, does she really want to kiss you afterwords"

Think of it this way, if we gave you head, would you want us to kiss you? I personally don't have a problem with it, I know I'm clean, it's in the heat of the moment, I'm not going to stop anything for a silly reason as that, but it does depend on the girl...some girls just dont wanna. She'll let you know....when you're done or what not...kiss you're way up, if she pulls away, you know...

"Is going down on her a pre-game or post game show? (as in should it happen before or after sex?)"

Always before....but if u know for sure its going to lead to sex, just make it a tease...if u know its not gonna lead to sex, finish it off. The only time u go after, is if she didnt reach the big 'O' during sex....I wouldnt say thats the only time..lol..thats just a must

"How do you politely tell a girl she needs to trim her jungle?"

Well there really is no polite way to do it. Just say " sweetie, I don't mean to sound rude, but would it be a possiblity if maybe you could trim tonight? I just gets really uncomfortable for me when I'm trying to pleasure you..". All I have to say is make sure you're not telling her while your going down on her or during sex, she'll be self conscience the entire time, or worst of all, she'll get so pissed off she'll leave you to finish yourself off...we all know how much fun that is..

"How do you ask a girl to wear a school girl outfit without sounding like a pervert?"

Just ask her if she has ever roll played or would ever consider it. If she says yes, tell her your biggest fantacy is you and a school girl...if she says no...sorry boyz, you're outta luck.

"Whats the shortest amount of time you can go, without her taking it personally?"

Until she's hit the big 'o'. If you go for 5 mins and get off and she's still waiting for her's, you best be going down under. If you don't, I wouldn't expect on gettin' any for a while...Just remember we don't expect it to last for hours....but we do expect to get some pleasure out of it.

"How do you suggest a threesome in a way that doesnt make it seem like you just want sex with another woman?"

There are 3 ways to get a threesome. 1. (single) - go to a bar, get 2 women drunk, take them home...plain and simple. The likely hood of this happening is slim, but it has been done. You might get shot down a few times, but practice makes perfect. 2.(single) - If you have 2 really good friends that are into that sort of thing, just ask, likely hood is, they'll say yes. I mean, don't just come right out and ask, but if the 'sex' conversations come up, ask away. 3. (In a relationship) - Suggest to your little woman that you want to spice things up. Start out slowly with using toyz, differnt locations, public places, porno's etc...this is a semi-long process but it's worth it. After a while, suggest the threesome, see what she says. Let her know that she has the choice of who it is that's going to join you.

There are a few simple rules to follow while being apart of the threesome. (rules apply to the males in this situation) 1. You must be invited. 2. It's all about the girls. 3. Make sure noone's left out....it's a party and EVERYONE'S invited...hey, the invited you, return the favor!

When talking dirty to a girl, how do you know if you should say "cock" or "penis" or "dick", without her taking offense?

That's why they call it dirty talk. If she takes offense, dirty talk just ain't her thing. But do pay attention to her reaction to those words in everyday conversation. If the word 'cock' makes her feel uncomfortable, then you know not to use that when engaging in dirty talk.

"If she finds your stack of porn, how do you incorporate it into something she can enjoy with you?"

It all depends on the girl. I speak from experience on this one. I found my ex's stash, and he was more embarassed than I was. We sat there and looked through his mag'z, watched a few video's and after 'copywritted' some of there moves...

But of course not all girls are as cool as me.....so some might just blow up and ask "Why do you need those? Am I not enough for you? What do they have that I dont?" We all know that's a fear you guys might have, and it's inevidable, 1 out of 3 girls will prolly do that. Take precaution - HIDE THEM WELL. Especially if you know your woman is 'one of those' girls.

when a girl says she wants to slow things down, or just be friends for a bit - is there really any hope of recovery?

lol, nope.