The Toilet Seat Scenario
One of the most ridiculous complaints I have ever heard come out of anyone’s mouth is
Yup, and you left it down. You don’t hear me complaining.
I don’t even understand how this is such a monumental deficiency in female consideration. You see the seat is up and put it down. We see the seat and put it up. The circle of life is complete.
I’ve talked to some girls about this. They say that they’d fall in if the seat was up. Okay, the only situation that I could see this happening is if a girl moon-walked to the bathroom and never looked behind her. And then blindly threw herself down (to point of injury) on top of the toilet – having blind faith that the toilet is there and the seat is down and the cover is up. Call me crazy, but I don’t suspect that many girls do this.
And why don't you complain about when the cover is down? I would think that it would be just as big of a barrier to your toilet use as having the seat up. You poor dears have to endure so much.
