Kobi Answers Spam Mail
We all get alot of spam email. And it sits in our junk mail folder until we delete it. ANd it's really, really annoying.
so to spice things up, I started calling it 'fan mail'. And it made me feel like a Rock Star.
But I started feeling bad. Disconnected from my fans - letting the fame go to my head.....
If they go thru all the trouble of writing me a message, the least I could do is reply...
| To: |
kentkobi |
| From: |
BeReadyForSummer |
| Subject: |
BurnThose fewExtra pounds |
| Message: |
passati 35 anni, eppure il caso De Mauro, non cessa di fare notizia. Si e aperto stamani, davanti ai giudici della terza sezione della Corte d'Assise di Palermo, presieduta da Giancarlo Trizzino, il processo per l'omicidio del giornalista de "L'Ora", scomparso nel nulla mentre rientrava nella sua abitazione di via Delle magnolie la sera del 16 settembre 1970."Finalmente ci siamo, con orgoglio e emozione pronuncio queste parole - spiega il pm palermitano - ma anche con amarezza e malinconia, perché dopo 35 anni da quella maledetta sera apriamo il dibattimento per l'omicidio di Mauro De Mauro. Un'occasione unica per dimostrare che la giustizia arriva sempre anche se a distanza di tanti anni". |
| To: |
BeReadyForSummer |
| From: |
kentkobi |
| Subject: |
RE: BurnThose fewExtra pounds |
| Message: |
I don't know spanish. But I'll have you know that if you are paying by the pound, I am one hell of a deal. Thanks for the support asshole. |
| To: |
kentkobi |
| From: |
onlyneed10days-diet |
| Subject: |
(no subject) |
| Message: |
st:artdi:etrightno:w |
| To: |
onlyneed10days-diet |
| From: |
kentkobi |
| Subject: |
(no subject) |
| Message: |
fu:ck:yo:u
My pudginess makes me cute. |
| To: |
kentkobi |
| From: |
MaKeYOUr |
| Subject: |
MaNHOODBIGGER |
| Message: |
MaK?0Ur MaNH00DBiGG? |
| To: |
MaKeYOUr |
| From: |
kebntkobi |
| Subject: |
RE: MaNHOODBIGGER |
| Message: |
I'm listening ...
Attached is a photo of my member. Do you think you can do something with it? Feel free to be critical (and feel free to distribute the photo). |
| To: |
kentkobi |
| From: |
helgeenricafq@earthlink.com |
| Subject: |
(No Subject) |
| Message: |
i ran into one of your (pictureonthenet) you'resmokinghot why don'twechatsometime i havemsnmessenger mineis beautifulandwanting Tue, 04 Apr 2006 08:29:41 +1100 2006 04 04 08 29 41 helgeenricafq |
| To: |
helgeenricafq@earthlink.com |
| From: |
kentkobi |
| Subject: |
I'm Flattered! |
| Message: |
Thank you for the email! It made me feel so validated and confident. You see, a couple people have been emailing me to get on diet. It makes me feel fat. But then you came along and told me that I am smoking hot. Thanks to you, I am taking the plastic bag off my head. I am NOT fat, I am beautiful.
Attached is a photo of my member. |
| To: |
kentkobi |
| From: |
maleenhancer |
| Subject: |
(No Subject) |
| Message: |
viewannex |
| To: |
maleenhancer |
| From: |
kentkobi |
| Subject: |
RE: |
| Message: |
Hey Maleen, you have a very interesting name. Is it Islamic? |
| To: |
kentkobi |
| From: |
MaxL0aDsHelps |
| Subject: |
T0 GainTheAbility ToOrgasm MultiTimes |
| Message: |
MaXL0aDsH?ps T0 GainTheAbility To0rgasm MultiTimes
<web link removed> |
| To: |
MaxL0aDsHelps |
| From: |
kentkobi |
| Subject: |
RE: T0 GainTheAbility ToOrgasm MultiTimes |
| Message: |
My head almosts explodes from the awesomeness of one orgasm. More than one is beyond my training - I am not a Jedi yet. |
| To: |
kentkobi |
| From: |
Trisha McGill |
| Subject: |
LetsHaveSex |
| Message: |
do you want to get together forSex? <web link removed> |
| To: |
Trisha McGill |
| From: |
kentkobi |
| Subject: |
RE: LetsHaveSex |
| Message: |
Ho Ho! My little outbreak monkey of Slut, you just kind of throw it right out there don't you? But I like your style.
While a good romp with a complete stranger is healthy and morally uplifting - I'll have to respectfully decline. You see, you might be a man.
Attached is an autopgraphed photo of my member. |
| To: |
kentkobi |
| From: |
DiscountPharm@hotmail.ca |
| Subject: |
GenericMeds at DiscountPrices |
| Message: |
En referencia al traslado de presos al Pais Vasco, manifesto que "ese paso hay que darlo y no supone ningun precio politico, ya que es simplementeseguir la legislacion penitenciaria". |
| To: |
DiscountPharm@hotmail.ca |
| From: |
kentkobi |
| Subject: |
RE: GenericMeds at DiscountPrices |
| Message: |
I don't know what you're saying, but send me two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole rainbow galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. And maybe some horse tranquilizers for mom ... oh, and grandma says whatever other 'heinous chemicals' you have. |
