Easy Date Dinner

Howards Spicy Italian Gnocchi (Pronounce No-Key)

Really screw up with your girlfriend and the only way to set things straight is to cook her some dinner? And your cooking repertoire consists of Kraft Dinner, hot dogs, and TV Dinners? No sweat, for in under 30 minutes you too can pretend you are a gourmet cook, and make her a spicy pasta dish to get back on her good side.

Difficulty: Easy
Time to make: 25 minutes (but alot of it is sitting around waiting)
Serves: About 3-4

Ingredients:
500g package of Gnocchi (looks like little potato dumplings and can be found in the pasta section of Safeway)
1 white onion
800ml Tomato sauce (usually two small cans)
6 hot peppers (preferably jalapeno or habenero)
Some Loisiana Hot Sauce

Boil the Gnocchi in a pot/sauce pan for 10 minutes stirring every now and then. While its boiling, you want to get to dicing up half the onion and all those hot peppers.

Once the gnocchi is floating, drain the water and then add the tomato sauce, diced onions, and peppers. Then add in some hot sauce. By some I mean enough to stun a donkey. No magic number here, just add enough that it has some good kick, but you don't burn your toungue. Stir it all up, place it back on the stove, and let it simmer on really low heat (and continue to stir every now and then) for about ten minutes to allow the flavour to kick in.

And thats it. Dead simple.

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