Don'ts on the Dance Floor
Of the many things that men do wrong. Dancing is one of the top ten. Especially when we are dancing to pick a girl up. So to help educate the public - Hot Ali and Hot Karl have teamed up to provide a quick overview of common male mistakes ...
#1 - The Thong Hunter Yes, you are a pervert. All men are. And we're ALL looking at the thong sticking out. But for god's sake, don't be like a dog staring down a milk bone.
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#2 - The (Corky Romano) Grind Hard to believe, but dry humping her back will not score you extra points. Unless of course she is a dirty ditch pig and thinks Hepatitis-C is an orange drink. Oh yeah, almost forgot, You also look like a RETARD.
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#3 - The Grope Now this is just sad. Dogs have more couth than you.
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#4 - The Shirt Shop-lift Horny guys that think they're players use this. Putting your hands on her waist and gently push her shirt up. Pathetic and sneaky. DOG!! It's like trying to shoplift a porno mag. You probably still hang around the high school parking lot.
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#5 - The Boob Aquarium They are not tropical fish. Do not stare at them with your nose pressed to the glass. Do not tap the glass. (Everything has it's time and place)
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#6 - The Explicit Solicite Never hurts to ask? .... actually it does. No gold star for you. Only works on the bimbos that ACTUALLY believe you are the quarterback for the Edmonton Oilers.
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#5 - The Boy Booty Leave it to the rap videos. please.
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