Chocolate Chest-kitty

lol, it's a horrible story but I have to share it...

My loving girlfriend bought one of those erotic board games for valentines. A very thoughtful gift and something out-of-the-ordinary!

It was called Chocolate Strip. The point of the game is to go around the board that has STRIP and CHOCLATE squares throughtout the board. The game is done when one person is completely naked.

The CHOCOLATE squares require you to pick a game card, and draw the symbol on a body part of your partner in the chocolate edible paint they give you ....

lol, never done anything like this, probably won't ever again. Make no mistake, great for me! but my poor girlfriend ...

I went first and had to draw a moon on my girlfriend's rib and then lick it off (as per game rules)

 

then it was her turn .....

 

She lands on a CHOCOLATE square and pulls a game card. She's to draw a symbol on my ankle (and then lick it off).

I pull up my pants to show off the black virginia creepers I have on me, that I call ankle hair.

she looks at me with doomed, scared eyes.

I tell her to pick another card, licking that would be sick.

she pulls another card and gets navel.

I pull up my shirt and show off the tattered nest of navel hair I have. And sheepishly pluck out the ball of navel lint.

pull another card.

neck.

I show off my unshaven stubble field neck.

pull another card.

shoulder.

After careful placement around the tuffs of hair on my shoulder. My girlfriend finds a bare spot to paint her chocolate symbol to lick off of me.

lol, but the taste of the chocolate paint isn't agreeable and upsets her stomach.

Game over.

what an erotic moment. One lightly used boardgame for sale.