For the Last Time, I Don't Play For Both Sides

I'm no homophobe nor do I have anything against people being gay. I do often wonder though, are gay people, lesbians in particular, the missing link in the chain of human evolution? Do they know something we don't? Why is it lesbians have the body of a woman but the mentality of a man? If lesbians hate men so much, why do they try to dress/act/look exactly like them?

First of all, I work in an industry of several different sexual orientations. Straight, gay, whatever. I have noticed though, lesbians are WAY more forward when they hit on you. Much more blatant...that's the female side coming out. I've heard things from "Got a boyfriend?" to "Hey Cupcake, what time do YOU get off work?" Sure it's a compliment, nice to know I have options but I don't see why girls would be attracted to me? Is it my short hair? Does something about me spell out "HEY LESBIANS, HIT ON ME" ???

Second, there is no such thing as a hot lesbian. Those are called bisexuals. They don't look good for other woman, they look good for the men that want to see them get with the women. True spirited lesbians will look like men. They'll wear polo shirts tucked into their khaki pants with a lovely navy blue sweater vest on top. If they dislike men so much, you'd think they'd want to be as feminine as possible. As the saying goes, if you can't beat them, join them. Yeah, if you're going to become a man, atleast grab some fashion sense on the way out. Don't even get me started on the whole sex change thing.

Is it possible for lesbians to have penis envy? Is that why they dislike men so much? Knowing guys have a power that lesbians will almost never possess (unless there's some use of an aid) Too many questions and not enough answers.

Meh, Whatever. Guys like girls, girls like girls. What's really sad for you guys though, the girl/guy ratio is slowly dwindling....better hook up fast, your chances are flying out the window!