No Hard Feelings

Since everything on this website seems to be about Kobi's relationships instead of actual rye and coke, I've decided to add to the mixture of dating articles.

I think it's bad enough to show the bad side of a break up. Not everything goes the way it's supposed to, sometimes you just gotta roll with the punches. Tell the full story instead of the messy bits and pieces. There's no need for cheap shots at the ex. Instead of wishing swift death on the ex, embrace the fond memories that were shared.

Which is why I have compiled all of my wonderful thoughts on Kent, to show that there are no hard feelings.

1. He makes a wicked uncle. Anyone that's willing to make fart sounds to make a girl laugh is worth it.
2. Whenever I see cows, I'll think of you.
3. Rye and Coke is now my drink of choice
4. I hope I get another back rub from Grandma Kobi sometime
5. He's sexier when he argues
6. Knowing that he can actually go 40 days without touching himself guarantees he'll never cheat.
7. Although he has the cheesiest pickup lines, they always work.
8. Dark Crystal (movie) really wasn't that bad

Anyways, I'm sure enough's been said about how great Kobi is. It's all true, for the most part. No complaints here.