How to be Creepy

Fuzzy Teeth:
Give those pearly whites a tongue bath - this'll show the ladies you have tongue skills.
Slime Slide:
'try' and get past a lady and feel her up in the process.

The Extra Dry Hump:
Extra dry isn't just for martinis, but humping too! Usually try to sneak this dance in from behind.
The Hard-on:
Hey, pays to advertise.

The Baker-man:
kneading ass like preparing bread dough.
Mystery Rub:
While you are talking, rub something .... anything.

The Dance Leech:
walk THROUGH the dance floor and scout girls that are alone, dance near them. Accidental eye-contact as an invitation to dance.
Ode to Crickets:
Stand there .... looking, but not talking. Let your lust taint the air around her.

Dance Shoplift:
slide hands up or down while dancing close. Use social awkwardness to your advantage!
Rubber and Flinch:
The classic unsolicited back rub. precccciooosssssss.

Lens Flare:
pull down glasses to make sure she knows, that you know, that she knows you are looking at her
The Conveyor Clamp:
Grab a leg or shoulder and reel them in. Most girls will let this happen rather than cause a scene (booya!).

Care Bear Stare:
Lust with your eyes. Don't blink. Not even when they are dry. Show the ladies you are commited!
Tit Grab:
(self explanatory)

The Saddle:
Pull in a girl and make her sit or straddle your lap. followed by a 'hug' around waist to make sure she can't get up and leave.
Mind Meld:
Touch your forehead with her forehead. Once contact, try to smooch. Usually executed during slower dances or when she is passed out.

The Auctioneer: creep tries to hijack you by forcing all your conversations to be with him. And usually about him.

Dance Hyenas: When a group of dance leetches (refer to above) combine forces and attempt to dock into a group of girls dancing.

The Pinballer: the guy who struts around the bar bumping into girls until one notices him.

The Photocopier: the creep looks at you .... then moves his eyes alllllll the way down you. then moves his eyes allllll the way up.

The Huntin' Dog: The creep that has to sniff the girls ..... wow.

Babooning: Hollering and incoherent yelps and other noises usually associated with pain to grab a woman's attention.

Uncle Hug: the hug that lasts just a little too long ....